i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm
i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked
Lincoln Campbell in every episode → 2.16 ‘Afterlife’
Our gifts don’t have to be terrifying. They’re a part of us.
You will train them yourselves, you will feed them yourselves, and if they die, you will bury them yourselves.
fire burns just like
you and your wrath consumes green
and dead wood alike
- aries
darling be wary
of the gold you seek it’s not
yours to freely take
- taurus
being two faced has
never ended well but you’ll
make a fine sinner
- gemini
why must you crush all
that you’ve held within your grasp?
ribs break so easy
- cancer
you’ll lead all your friends
like lemmings to a slaughter
i hope it’s worth it
- leo
how many heads fell
so your people would kneel in
perfect symmetry
- virgo
not making a choice
will leave you with nothing but
ashes in your mouth
- libra
how much it must hurt
to never live up to your
own expectations
- scorpio
hope is going to
kill you and it wont be a
pretty death. sorry
- sagittarius
people will never
bleed enough to fulfill your
vision of justice
- capricorn
having no heart means
no one can stab you in it
so there’s that, at least
- aquarius
you march to someone
else’s siren song. they don’t
even know your name
- pices
(haiku #52 to #63)
Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running